This bar promises
the best burger in the state…
…worth a try, I guess.

No football for me.
This sad anniversary
conjures grief, not joy.

Confronted by cops,
a man with a gun freaks out
his whole neighborhood.

As a homeowner,
I keep an eye on zoning.
Exciting, I know.

Calendar items,
each one of them quite urgent,
fall by the wayside.

Two shades of purple
and one shade of silver-gray
adorn an office.

Butter on pancakes?
How about butter in them?
Yes – butter batter!

Today, it was warm.
Naturally, I wore shorts.
Tonight, I am cold.

Which donut to buy…
…ah, a chocolate long john!
Ew, it has custard!

Chores on a Friday?
What happened to partying?
Oh right…adulthood.