Stubborn clumps of hair
tangle inside the plumbing.
Good luck, bathwater!

Sunny, cold weather
beckons from beyond the glass,
promising summer.

Simple though it seems,
as distractions multiply,
focus on your breath.

Rock on, old woman.
Slick forever twenty-one
bags belong to you.

Weighing various
fancy tablet computers
against each other.

Independent men
manage emotions thusly:
Take a salt tablet!

Candidates argue
who can more aggressively
police the planet.

We are here to help
ease your cancerous burden,
but what can we do?

As his charge weakens,
the crowded caregiver feels
pressure to relax.

In his grimy world,
Sonic the Hedgehog wristbands
remain relevant.