The tube is too short!
The stupid tube is too short!!!
…I am just venting.

Try the spicy green
sauce made of avocado.
It will change your life.

Nerves garble my words,
robbing me of the moment,
the moment just passed.

The groom and his groom
thank the president, as do
the bride and her bride.

The tepid rumpus
claims us eventually,
each and every one.

The car fights traffic.
The train lumbers on old tracks.
Who will win the race?

At twenty-seven,
the laziness of sweatpants
should be obvious.

Brazen buried roots
sap my strength, mock my shovel,
disrupt my garden.

Three white boys rapping
bratty, immature anthems.
It never gets old.

Obedient cats
should be loved, wuzzled, and feared
in equal measure.