Finally finished!
I missed a spot? Gee, thank you.
(Short-lived victory…)

I done messed this up.
Despite deliberation,
I done messed this up.

Three-hundred minutes
spent smoking up the gas grill,
tenderizing meat…

Massaging the green
carpet of a prized front lawn
takes priority.

Why is now the time
every last thing must be done?
To satisfy haste?