The long feeding war
may be drawing to a close.
The cat is winning.

Stupid, hyper dog!
Why do you chase bicycles?
You cannot stop them.

…my elliptical…
my elliptical machine…
it turns and turns and…

No! Internet down!
Help me, automated voice.
Restore my service.

Hey, scrap metal guy,
I know you want money, but…
that was my shop vac!

Upset at the banks?
Consider credit unions.
They do not destroy.

Both my eyes narrow.
Black cat against a black couch,
are you really there?

Buy one, get one free?
The cashier made an error.
I must correct it.

The main library
serves up goodies from the past.
Thanks you, archivists.