The old hairdresser
wraps an electric razor
around the old chair.

Bright sunshine, no shade,
emergency vehicles:
one-hundred degrees.

Eighty-six degrees
is acceptable at noon,
but not after dark.

One-thousand baseballs
suspended from the rafters,
swaying in the breeze.

An inactive chef
will not run out of propane
for at least twelve months.

Why are these eggs brown?
Are they burnt? Did you burn them?
Why should I eat them?

A glass of water
perched precariously, then
a spill and a crack.

Being a tea snob,
I did not drink the Lipton.
I have taste, you know?

Brittle fingernail,
why are you so delicious?
Why do I bite you?

An enormous man
mashes a tiny cell phone
with his large fingers.